Week 30 tip!

Tip for 30 weeks:
Hire a slave.
Seriously. I still am not very big (thank you mom for giving me your torso!) But everytime I eat or drink anything and have to bend over, it comes right back up my throat. This is where the slave comes in, you should buy one or two to put on your socks and shoes.
Also, after you eat anything, you won't be able to function, so it's best your second slave runs your errands so you can nap in your recliner: )

On a side note, I had my first craving, it only lasted three days. I'm completely over it now (like to the point talking about it, makes me feel violently ill). It consisted of SUPER buttery popcorn, and coke. You have to put the kernals in your mouth and take a tiny sip of ICE COLD SUPER FLAT coke, so the popcorn just dissolves.
I don't do popcorn and I don't do soda. It gave me such a terrible stomachache. So I'm done with it..


Booger keeps getting stuck under the crib. The diet I put him on is failing. IT sure is hysteriacal to watch him try to flatten himself to underneath it though: ) I'd squish him with love and hugs, but he some how stepped in raspberry jelly this morning and left cutesy little cat prints all over the carpet. So Im still not talking to him: )

He must have heard me typing about him because he just appeared and wants to cuddle: ) I may have to let my grudge go: )